Another Christmas Misfit

Whizzle the present was wet as can be...

Was is milk?  Was it water?  Was it coffee?  Was it pee???

Whatever it was the sad fact of the matter

Is that no one wants a present that's covered in splatter...

Sloshy the Snowman!

Sloshy the snowman

was a really goofy dude

with an extra wide belt,

rubber boots,

and dorky attitude!