My Alter Ego

One of my fantasies has always been to be in a punk band.  I even made up characters and a band name.  This is a drawing of my alter ego "Piss Penguin".  Obviously he is an angry penguin punker.  Doesn't everyone have a little bit of angry punker in them?

Piss Penguin is lead singer to the Valley's Most Disgusting Punk Band--Smelly Garbage.  Their first album, Bestiality was completely reviled by critics who insisted that it was the end of the band's career.  Unfortunately for the press, Smelly Garbage developed a cult following and toured the mid-west where they were pelted with fish heads.  Piss Penguin being a penguin openly welcomed the fish heads.

When the band went to the studio to record their next album Rotten Eggs, Piss Penguin became upset when his band mates refused to put the line "I ate the puke and the puke ate me" into the song Let's Share Lotsa Puke.  He smashed the drummer's head into his bass drum and busted the bridge off the guitarist's Les Paul.  Then stormed out of the studio never to be heard from again.  Their diehard fans called it the end of an era.  Music critics called it a huge relief.

Rumor has it Piss Penguin used his money from the tour to buy a Starbucks in Minnesota.  Supposedly he makes a mean mocha frappuccino.  Just don't make him angry or he may spit in your drink...